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So after being busted and asked to leave the property by resort staff, Sylvia and I laughed it off and we found somewhere else to explore. No big deal. This woman is as bold as she is beautiful. More adventures in Northern Italy to come.
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I photographed Hannah Tarley right after my exile from Los Angeles. She is from Central Texas and was friends with someone that I had shot two months prior. Hannah warned me that she was rather shy and had never modeled before. I explained that I am not interested in photographing professional models, I want to photograph real women. If they happen to have some professional modeling experience, that is only a coincidence.
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Helen Bergstrom wanted tacos and beer. Paco's Tacos was either really good, we were incredibly hungry, or I was too smitten with Helen to have anything but a positive experience. The eatery is small and we were constantly on the verge of being busted. Helen wore a thin cotton jumpsuit with only God's gifts under and her excitement easily showed. She was as fascinated as I was by how her body was reacting to the adventure. Oh Modelo, your new ad campaign awaits you!
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Bridgette Vaughn busts out of another sheer bodysuit at our room at the Saguaro Hotel in sunny Scottsdale, Arizona. She asked me if I was done photographing her for good. Hell no, Bridge. As long as you keep slinging that heat, I am going to keep wearing my gasoline boots. Give your screen time to cool down after this one.
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Here is a bonus to the latest Naomi Woods update. Go ahead and crucify me for the low image count, this is just a bonus. Go ahead and complain that Naomi's candor regarding her drug use is a big turnoff, but hey, whose youth wasn't misguided and full of mistakes? We win or we learn. Even at my ripe age, I am still doing my share of learning. Happy 420, you filthy animals.
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Josue makes his second contribution to Zishy with this gallery. He gets Pia Marzo to model in nothing but a Metallica t-shirt after her warm shower. Sometimes, I worry that we will never hear heavily-produced masterpieces like the Black album from upcoming artists. They probably lack the motivation and dedication in this new digital world. So, party on!
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To whoever runs this web site. You are a horrible person. You take all these addictive photos of beautiful women and do not care about the repercussions. Soon after I was forced to work from home, I found Zishy and was immediately obsessed. I have created a mirror of the site on my hard drive. I have studied each model, each photo set, read every caption and comment. All other smut on the internet now has no effect on my nether regions. I am falling behind in my occupational duties. I sweat bullets, waiting in suspense for the next Zishy update. The F5 key on my laptop no longer works properly, jammed due to my incessant refreshing of the Zishy homepage throughout the day. I want my life back. Fuck you, Zach Venice. Zoey Luna is a petite kinkster from Australia.
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Not a huge number of photos in this one but there are over 5 minutes of bonus video shot by contributor Robert Graham of Kahlisa Boonyasak. Kahlisa has lived in Bangkok for nearly all the 46 years of her life. She loves reading Harry Potter and is a virtuoso at badminton. She once saved a man from drowning in the harbor with only the help of a glowstick and some chicken wire. Kahlisa runs the number eight comedy podcast in all of Southeast Asia. Her style is brash, but cleverly masks a deeply thoughtful and compassionate agenda. Stay crispy.
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The greatest gift a person can give me is acceptance, and these bold women, like Tatiana Penskaya, do just that. A lot of the models I have worked with recently have shown up thinking that their job is to purse their lips and run their fingers through their hair. This is not modeling for me. Zishy modeling is checking manners at the door and tuning into the fun and perverted side of your sexuality, letting your guard down a little... maybe a lot. Tatiana gets a gold star every time.
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Yeah, this winter was long and cold, but it won't protect you this summer. I have a feeling that we are in for a scorcher come July. So let me do a little housekeeping here and make room for the extra sunblock...the really toxic kind that kills our oceans' coral reefs. First, Vincenza Boscone and contributor Mitia make use of the amenities at a hotel in Milan, Italy. Parker Mixon AKA Skittles Fairy cools off on a warm spring day in San Antonio. Finally, let's revisit Bea Wolf in her cozy Manhattan Beach apartment. Stay crispy.
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Stop buying new stuff. It is overpriced and comes wrapped up in garbage. Sonya Ash and I visited an antique store in Agoura Hills. She is as wild as she is beautiful. Dear Life by Beck is the song in the bonus video.
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Adam, our contributor from the Czech Republic, is back with a dark-eyed beauty. Drahomira Juzova has captured thousands of fans through her bold sex scenes. Now she can proudly scratch the challenge of shooting in public and under freezing conditions off of her bucket list. She calls herself Lady Dee and I suppose it stands for Drahomira. But it could also stand for 'daring', or 'desirable', or 'dangerous', or 'defiant'. See you soon, Prague.
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Lana Lovelace greeted me at her door in her full-bodied, dinosaur pajamas. She asked me what she should put on for the shoot. Like Cobain said, Come as you are. Lana is a strange mix of deviancy, anxiety, and curiosity. She says that half her fans love her bush and the other half hate it. Well, even Jesus couldn't get everyone to like him. Hope your holidays are as stress-free as possible.
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Here is the second part to Paula Swenson's gallery. This woman is incredible and raises the bar for my site. She could be a fashion model, or an actress, or a damn singer. We are lucky, friends. Action Bronson's Actin Crazy is the song in the bonus video.
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Leisel Bonnke is an elegant person with taste, but that did not prevent her from taking these nutty photos at Target with me. Even at this point in October, you are probably getting tired of all the Halloween hype. Yeah commercialism has its drawbacks. Like when someone unloads an automatic rifle on a packed crowd, just about every corporation feels the responsibility to include their condolences with their current marketing campaign. Here at Zishy we regretfully send our thoughts and prayers to the victims of ... shut the fuck up you opportunistic halfwit. We see what you're doing. Anyways, Such Great Heights by the Postal Service plays in the bonus video.
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Portland was fun, but I was there when breathing and law enforcement were still a thing. Here is Rose Fessenden teasing the socks off of me at the Lloyd Center, a struggling retail venue in Stumptown. I hope a few malls can survive the pandemic and the age of online shopping. There are way better babes at these places than on Amazon. Challenge your bias.
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She said she had never taken such provocative pictures. Not even allowing her own boyfriends such privileges. Well, I guess it was just a special afternoon. Basil Navas all up in your Memorial Day weekend.
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Christine Ash finally returns in her second update. Her beauty is like that of a feline. At first, you find her to be sweet and cuddly and vulnerable. But that all changes when you realize that her sharp teeth and claws could easily leave you in a world of pain. Respect the kitty. Admz Miskindir Bizim by Mazhar ve Fuat is the song in the bonus video.
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Dannell Norfolk and Kim Solari are close friends that met at work. Kim got Dannell to join her at the gym and it became their regular activity. Dannell was feeling a bit under the weather on this day, but Dannell said She is not sick, being sick is for pansies. Strong women take no prisoners.
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Jocelyn Kelly has a difficult diet to accommodate. She can't have anything that has touched soy or peanuts. Her food allergies have forced Jocelyn to learn how to cook for herself. This limited diet, however, does not reflect on her unlimited taste for adventure. We visit a mall in Burbank and take in plenty. I knew that red dress would look so great on Jocelyn, I purchased it before she even tried it on. Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado plays in part of the bonus video.
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When life gives you lemonade, find a strawberry. Because travel has been tricky this year, I am seeking more and more Zishy contributors in all countries. This is Gisela Arias shot by Alex in Colombia. The duo did an extensive shoot on the streets in multiple locations, then tacked on some spicy shots back at her apartment. Ok, guys. I get it. You want some more cryptos for going the extra mile. Done.
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I don't know if it is her look or her vibe, but I can not get enough of Aria Sky. She is a college student in LA from the Great Lakes region. I met her on Tinder and she agreed to taking some photos while on our dinner date. If you believe that, you'll believe anything. After Aria got some food in her, she was ready to tackle the Southern California night without her jacket. Next time, we will put a ban on pants, I promise. Enjoy Aria's intro.
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So after we filled up on Philippe's, I took a stroll down Main street with Riley Anne and Winter Bliss. The girls let their hair down and continued their tease for the camera. A man from the California Endowment said we couldn't take pictures in front his workplace. Too little, too late, my friend. Sumka by Leningrad plays in the bonus video.
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Here is part two of the poolside devil, Adriene Macedo. Can you tell she is shy? Me neither. One great thing about climate change is that the sun keeps shining. Start prepping in those saunas, fellas. No need to be afraid of a little sweat.
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I have taken the best photos of Jia Lissa on the internet. You do not need to confirm this. Just take my word for it. Why are they so great? Because other photographers will let Jia put on her emotionally-distant act for them. Oh wow, Jia looks pretty, she looks interested--click, click, click. NO! That is all wrong. Most models are humans, just like you. And humans want to be tortured. Look at how much time you spend on social media. Do you think it is because it makes you feel good? Get real.
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Here is the long-awaited sequel to my adventures on a vineyard with Morgan Attwood. She has the perfect energy for my taste. A little anxiety, but a lot of curiosity. Alcohol may have assisted for the latter half. Thank you all for affording me the opportunity of these experiences. Time for life!
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Some of you are right. I probably shouldn't talk politics or anything else outside the realm of photography and beautiful women in my notes. But then again, I do not aspire to be a great businessman. I created this site to fill a personal void in adult entertainment. I may go off-topic, but at least I am saying something. At least I am TRYING not to phone it home all the time like the other a-holes. Even the best porn I have watched has left me feeling indifferent, and often disgusted, after its brief flashes of excitement. So as long as there is enough of you out there appreciating my misguided efforts, I will keep recharging my batteries and uncovering the next Lola Arburg. Like a mattress peddler in my hometown used to say, Thank you very much y muchas gracias.
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Blair Williams is a crazy woman. But I have a long and fun history with crazy women. Eventually, I think you just have to find the right level of crazy that works for your temperament. It is impossible to avoid it completely. Blair is now somewhat of a star in the porn industry, but these were taken before much of her current fame. Upon meeting her, I could tell that Blair's enthusiasm and talent would not go unnoticed.
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Do you feel that competition inside you? You want to be admired. You want to be at the top. Ahh that fucking Ego. That part of human nature that just won't be controlled. I wonder how much ego exists in a beehive. We gotta work together. We gotta learn to be kinder. Let tbe beauty of Nolwenn Glass just exist. You don't have to own it. You don't have to keep it only for yourself. It belongs to her. Weinstein thought fucking beautiful women would bring him happiness. Look at the nightmare his life has become. Everyday you can make a choice not to be a slave to your ego. You can learn a lesson from Harvey's mess. As a quote from one of his company's films goes, You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang. Hang the mean, lazy, petty bastards inside you.
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Whether or not Lana Rhoades set out to become a renowned porn star is unimportant. What is noteworthy is how quickly it happened. Her looks and sexuality are undeniable, so the industry was quick to eat them up. Many of you might say that Zishy is porn, but I always thought that porn required sex. Even still, who the fuck isn't having sex or wishing they were having sex with people as beautiful as Lana? Give these performers a break, they are human beings with real emotions. Porn is only a temporary hiatus from real life, even for stars as bright as Ms. Rhoades.
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Professional soccer players have the most attractive girlfriends. Shyla Volbeck is case in point. With refinement at her level, a seasoned photographer like myself can experience some self-doubt. But after a few minutes with Shyla, I realize that she is not merely stunning, but also an enthusiastic dance partner for my mischief. We all must have done something amazing in our past lives.
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Gigi Matthews is a photogenic young woman that can stand up for herself. The scrapes on her knuckles were from somewhere that I wish I could remember. I probably asked and she probably told me, but I don't feel the need to lie to you. Let's say Gigi beat up her once-bff for sleeping with her once-sweetheart, or maybe she just joined a kickboxing class at the neighborhood YMCA. The theme from 'Twin Peaks plays in the bonus video.
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Isla Brown is back and bolder than ever. This time she gives us a peek at her daily shower routine. Isla took some convincing to be featured on Zishy, but once she found herself in front of the camera, it was clear that she loves to tease and bounce, wiggle, shake, etc. Wham's Everything She Wants plays in the bonus video. Stay Brown.
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Gaby Mueller has crazy acrobatic skills. She busted out these moves without much of a warm-up and being long out of practice. I never thought I would also be in the superhero game, but here I am. BTW, I just tested positive for being teased out of my mind by Gaby.
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Dahlia Polk is back with a new hair color and newfound bravery. We bounced over to Barnes and Nobles and pretended to look at books. This is what people used to do before Amazon and the Internet. Now you can buy your misinformation from the comfort of your own home. Happy Valentine's Day. Offer something adventurous to your sweetie, they might just need a little encouragement to bring out their inner Zishy.
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Asia Amour might be a stripper or an exotic dancer or a model or maybe she is just a beautiful woman that plenty of people would pay to see in sexy photos. We must all be guilty of giving into the temptation at some point. I would not blame anyone for having weak judgement around Asia. Sneaker Pimps' Six Underground is the track in the bonus video.
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Here is Joana Melo kicking it in the Caribbean with our contributor, Martin. Her dark skin looks incredible under the bright sun. I still can't determine whether or not her breasts are natural, but if they are, there was certainly some blip in the Matrix. If they aren't, then kudos to you, doc. Eat more fruit. Bye bye.
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It is a shock when a cultural icon slams into a rocky hillside in a helicopter going 160+mph. A huge tragedy, especially for the family. But the Mamba's life story is not a tragic one. He earned immense accomplishments and entertained millions globally. Imagine if he possessed this natural talent but never developed it? If I ever check out early like that, you sweeties better continue to support my work. My next of kin probably won't know squat about running Zishy, but perhaps they can sell some prints or something to keep the lights on. Regardless of when I go, I have a feeling there will be terabytes of unpublished images. Luckily, those terabytes won't include this update of Lilo Mai.
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Riga is a beautiful place. Being home to women like Slava Konevs helps. She is in her early twenties and seems mostly traditional, besides her comfort level with being nude in front of a camera. Slava showed me a modern part of this quaint city in Latvia. It's shopping malls seem to be suffering the same slow death as in the States, evident by a unmanned large local art gallery taking up most of the third floor real estate. At every opportunity, try to get out of your bubble. I have yet to regret stepping out of mine.
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Tall and leggy Sloan Kendricks needed to pick up some things at the mall, so I rudely invited myself along. Her poor crop top could barely cover a few inches of her expansive torso. Oddly enough, no one complained. Sloan is sweet and playful and her figure could not have been bestowed on a more modest individual. Enjoy watching grown-ass men play with a ball tonight. CX Kidtronik's Big Girl Skinny Girl is the track in the changing room video.
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I hung out with Ira Greene in Venice. She showed me some of her moves on the beach. Luckily, there's no dry foliage on the sand or she could have started another wildfire. This state is roasting, but someone will eventually answer these wake up calls, right? Spank Rock's Coke Wet is the track in the bonus video.
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Getting back to Angela White. After our visit to the store, we drove down to Santa Monica Beach. In the trunk of my car, I had a small tent and Angela said she was an expert at pitching them. Who knew? The weather was a bit gloomy but Angela's personality managed to lure the sun out of the clouds momentarily. We brought out a measuring tape just to confirm how epic her dimensions are. Then, Angela showed me how a little saliva can go a long way when trying to stick a coin to one's skin. Creative and unafraid to get dirty, two more reasons why she is a star.
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I am firing up my bong and some incense and wishing you all a safe Sunday. It seems like everything is boiling over in America. Let's ditch this joint and bring you to Colombia with our good friend, Andy. He photographed Camilita Johanna months before civilization went sideways. Enjoy the beautiful views and stay calm. Cooler heads will prevail.
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Among other sports, Moon Torrance played tennis at a high level when she was in high school. She may have outgrown her old outfit, but she can still serve a mean soggy ball when it's rainy out and a camera is pointed in her direction. Stay tuned for more of this lively performer. Moon loves the spotlight.
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Jorge in Spain found another beautiful muse that he could not resist photographing for Zishy. I may have urged him immediately after he showed me her Instagram. Mireia Cabello is a sassy eighteen year old with a petite body, yet gravity-defying curves. Nature can be bipolar. She can give you volcanoes and earthquakes one day, and the next, a lively Mireia. Ay Dios santo!
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I had some extra shots of April Brookes from her first update. Somehow I missed those. Hey, I'm a child of divorce. If I didn't have a child of my own, I'd be making my way down to Houston or Florida. I would rent a small paddle boat. I'd pack my guitar, a shitload of plant-based medicine, and be prepared to sing Kumbaya for hours on end. Yes, these are disasters, but they are also catalysts for human kindness. And we all know we can use more of that. If we are gonna go out, and we all will, we might as well go out with a party.
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It takes a powerful person to go for my flavor of fun in such frigid conditions. Even my fingers were in pain trying to work the camera's controls. But Paige Tabernash is apparently on her school's ski team in Boulder. She thrives at these temperatures, right? If Paige had happened to mutter one complaint, I did not hear it through my earmuffs. Happy New Year! Bring it, 2019.
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Dita Vetone is sensitive to chills, so there was no way I was going to convince her to jump into the water. I sincerely apologize. I know how bad you wanted to see her aqua-dynamism. But today, you will have to be satiated by these mostly non-nude images of Dita soaking up sun rays and attention at her apartment's pool. Whatever the management company is charging for rental of a poolside unit, they need to double it. Dita is a walking highlight reel. Ciao.
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Her remote performances were so great earlier this year that I just had to fly in Carrie Barber for a firsthand adventure. She arrived at night and was running on E, so we grabbed some In-N-Out before Carrie got nekkid with sparklers. The new year may not bring immediate joy, but there are many lessons to learn from 2020. Most importantly, we should always listen to our government officials, the media, and the corporations which own them. These benevolent forces will never falter in serving our best interest. But seriously, thank you again to everyone who values my work and affords me this opportunity. Let us face Doom together.
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Jorge in Barcelona built up a strong relationship with Vitalia Pugova in order to contribute to Zishy. I am a perfectionist, and possibly a control freak, so I asked him to shoot Vitalia a few times, taking into account my feedback. Both Jorge and Vitalia could not have been more receptive to the process. Is it just me or does it seem they also managed to have some fun? Kaoma's Lambada plays in the bonus video.
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Hi. Here is part two of a beautiful moment in time with Spencer Bisson. The song, Tigi by Sands plays in the bonus video. Say your prayers and drink your Ovaltine and maybe one day you will meet a woman like Spencer. She will accept you with all your faults. You don't have to change a thing.
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Comet Nox returns with her old cheerleading uniform from high school. She recently repurposed it as a Halloween costume. I can only hope that this is what the zombie apocalypse will look like. We visit her backyard where Comet kills it on the trampoline. She warned me that excessive bouncing has its affect on her bladder. I don't mind. Maybe others will, but maybe they need to get back in touch with nature.
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Heyo. Glad to see you again. I am back with Harley Woodburn. She has a crazy love for animals. And she is a crazy tall beauty that once slayed on the volleyball team. I was so smitten, I almost volunteered to clean up her cluttered home. Ha, may be next time. Stay safe and don't believe the hype.
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And we are back with another adventure in Italy. Carolina Firenze joins our contributor, Mitia, in Verona this time. I can tell that Carolina has the perfect attitude for Zishy. Mitia says Carolina fed off the generous attention that she received from strangers. She is a true exhibitionist. With Carolina, there is no shame, no fear. And in my opinion, this just how a beautiful woman should feel in an ideal world. Pipe dreams.
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Happy Easter, sweet Internet. Alejandra Cobos and I needed nourishment, but we decided to go to Red Lobster. Just joshing. RL has its perks. Cheddar biscuits being the main one. On this particular evening, our fellow diners did not appreciate the use of flash photography. Noise was made. I am sorry folks, but we have a job to do. Women like this do not come around everyday. Can you believe there are powerful forces that vilify you for appreciating scandalous photos of a specimen like Alejandra Cobos? Oh I see, just because I am mediocre myself means that I should only be able to see mediocre humans naked? Screw you, thought police. Let us ordinary men at least have this.
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This adventure with Ophelia Palantine needed a part two. We were about to leave the Renaissance Hotel just as we discovered the empty banquet room. Alright, lets see what we can do with this. Ophelia was the perfect partner in crime. She was fearless. I hope the next time you find yourself in a venue like this you will think of Zishy. I also hope you have a fabulous day. Love, Zach.
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I know what you are thinking. Zach Venice is a lucky bastard. Well, I concur. That wild man has lived in my head for years and must have the universe smiling upon him. He made us drop out of college, move to LA, pursue a desk job in the porn industry, and now he peddles his own basic fantasies on the interwebs. Genius? No, thats giving him too much credit. He's just a clever pervert whose world is crumbling around him like everyone else's. It's beautiful.
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This is Maddie Crump. She is a tall blonde beauty from Southern California. Five feet ten inches, or 178cm, of radioactive dynamite. I don't know what that means, but it kinda sounds cool. We walked into one of the busiest Whole Foods in the country to grab a bite and some adventure. Maddie's Metallica crop top was barely street legal, but then she exhibited her micro-bikini and I realized that this nineteen year-old is a bona fide showboat. More Maddie to come.
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I took Georgia Ames to a Hindu temple that I noticed off the side of the highway in Southern California. This majestic place should be serene, but is currently under construction. It takes a lot of money and ornamentation to please God, but it is a necessity before we solve that whole poverty situation. The temple's management also has a strict no-camera policy indoors, but we were able to capture some fun shots outside. Yet another reason I will experience a beat-down after this iteration of life. Hare Krishna!
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We catch Sidney Alexis back in her bedroom. Her bubbly curves are only rivaled by her bubbly personality. It was immediately apparent that Sidney makes no apologies for her body type. If someone isn't into it, she doesn't fret. She is comfortable, content, and undeniably appreciated by many others. Smile, it's Friday and you're alive.
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Here is part two as promised. Lanah Adams knew what she was getting into when she took the Zishy gig. But as you can see in the bonus video, she had a moment of hesitation before baring her amazing breasts. This was one of the trickiest public shoots I have pulled off. Apparently, holiday destinations tend to draw crowds around the holidays. Go figure. Just the same, our mission was accomplished at Mission Inn. Madonna's Burning Up is the track in the bonus video.
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When you have a beautiful woman like Riley Anne ready to pose for your camera and all she has on is some sweatpants and a Jurassic Park t-shirt, she hasn't brushed her hair, hasn't put on makeup you might just want to say live and let live. You might want to remember how little your college girlfriend had to try to inspire you to make love to her. You might remember that you are flawed and they are flawed and that living together with flaws is where real intimacy begins. War's Why can't we be friends? is the track in the bonus video.
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Here's part two of my stroll down Venice Beach with Basil Navas. Like I said earlier, she had her timid moments, but in the end, they were too shortlived to sabotage our fun. She is a Spanish beauty and I agree, does bare resemblance to celebs like Portman and Cruz. But ultimately, Basil's unique character left its imprint in my head. Despacito is the song in the bonus video. I know you probably haven't heard enough of it.
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I walked back into Moto Sushi to collect my credit card, realizing I had left it with our bill. Perhaps my cannabis use is affecting brain function after all. I overhear the conversation taking place at the bar. Did you know those people were shooting a porno at that table? Yeah, man. I'm Zach Venice. Glad to make your lunch. You ever seen a nice plump boob, bro? Sure you have. There must be a mirror above that sink where you brush your crooked teeth. Tracy Maura acts shy at times, but her truth will not stay hidden, especially in that dress.
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Dita Vetone is shy and introverted, but her generous spirit is why you can find her here at Zishy. She knows that her body drives men crazy, but she also still has her insecurities. Who doesn't? You know that adage about how the most beautiful people are the ones with the most insecurities? Well that is utter bullshit. But even women like Dita have a few. You can thank the Florida sun for peeling Dita's skin. Stay sane.
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Do we have any cat lovers in the audience? Well my cat died recently, so fuck them. Tatiana Penskaya is a sweetheart. She proved to me that not all strippers are alike. Some are lovely young women who simply came to this country to survive. They do not share the shame that we have been brought up to associate with naked bodies or sexuality. Some people think sex is just part of our nature. Weeeeeiiirrdos!
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Part 2 as promised. Love you, savages.
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Irelynn Dunham brings it. That's why I hit her up each time I find myself in Arizona. Her and I did not have much time to play with the baby powder, but it certainly took enough time to clean up the mess after. I would have loved more photos of Irelynn in the dress, but while we were eating, she received an emergency call regarding her little sister. Turns out she was in a car accident. Sadly, Irelynn had to run. Gladly, her sister will be alright. I will do my best to get this impressive beauty back in front of the camera. Pinkie promise.
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Even if Max Holloway goes down in defeat tomorrow, you have to respect his bravery. He is taking a fight that all the experts predict will be a slow, painful torture. He is coming off an injury, he is moving up a weight class, he is facing an undefeated killer and all on six days notice. Thoreau wrote, Most men live lives of quiet desperation. Tomorrow, Max's actions should inspire most men. For today, let Ksenia Gali handle that task.
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Kahlisa Boonyasak was a contestant in the Quarantine Challenge this April. She was photographed in Bangkok by first-time contributor, Robert Graham. He was stuck in Thailand for several weeks awaiting progress on Europe's COVID-19 situation. Lucky for us, he kept working and discovered the incredible Kahlisa. Robert has since returned to Europe, but here in the US, it seems like the shit-storm continues. Perhaps it is time for a Second Wave challenge. My wheels are turning.
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Visited the Mattress Factory in Pittsburgh with this deceivingly kinkadelic character, Michele James. The place hosts an odd variety of art installations. My favorites were the ones where Michele could flash the camera without anyone getting a free show. I also enjoyed the car with the cool rims parked out front. Some of you might consider Zishy art, but I'm simply addicted to taking raunchy photos of girls.
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It was nice to get to Austin and work with Kelsey Berneray again. It might surprise you to know that she is often nervous in a public setting, and not even when she is in front of a camera. Some men do not particularly appreciate large breasts. There always seems to be an exception to the rule, but that does not negate the rule. During the process of this shoot, Kelsey made a man rev his powerful motor, and another to kindly offer his commercial truck as a backdrop. Women rule.
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Zuzanna was, at first, quite opposed to baring much for the camera. But if you make a person feel safe and beautiful, they just might lose sight of misguided cultural beliefs. Beliefs that are consistently embedded in us. Beliefs that mar our attitudes towards our bodies and sexualities in shame. Zuzanna was very generous on this day and her natural figure is difficult to fathom. She is lucky. We are lucky.
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Victoria Minina, or I have come to know her simply as Vika, is an incredible woman. And I am not even factoring in her otherworldly bum. This summer she became a contributing photographer for Zishy, which you will soon see some of the results. For now, look closely at Vika's modeling. You might find a fun-loving, creative, and intelligent sweetheart who just happens to be beautiful at any angle. 2020 has not been all bad luck.
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What can I say? I am a sadist. I just had to torture you with a second part to Soledad Lomas' bikini field trip. Imagine how I felt. I had to endure this delightful tease in person. At least this time our muse broke out a top that her mother strongly disapproves of. And fear not. Next time Soledad promises to be more generous. Sleep well.
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I love when someone makes a ridiculous commercial for a stationary bike and then everyone starts talking about it. Fucking genius. Someone needs a raise in the Peloton marketing department. I want to start making ads for Zishy that steps on the feelings of all the snowflakes and then goes viral for defiling the sanctity of our wholesome young women. Can you believe how tasteless this Zishy is? But don't be fooled. You are being worked. I know girls like Harley Woodburn will hook you. They hooked me. Look at what I've become. It's awesome.
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And now part two of my visit to Santa Monica with Tatiana Penskaya. Lighting is very important with photography. But what is even more important is that you have fun doing it. Tatiana and I get along great, which is incredible given that my Russian is quite limited. By the way, the changing rooms at Nasty Gal are a trip. Clever use of one-way glass. Too bad Nasty Gal has since left the Promenade.
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I bet you think I am gonna knock on Greek life struggling for acceptance, conformity, paying for friends, etc. But no, I think it is a genius marketing scheme. Surely, Giana Van Patten is one of her chapter's finest. Alpha Gamma Delta chose well.
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Sofia Orlova is the type of woman that could drive this type of man crazy. Luckily, I lost it long ago. My mind has grown used to navigating these waters in a perpetual state of chaos. Sofia doesn't have to try to inspire men like me. She only has to exist. But this incredible woman did do something. She mustered the courage to have her beauty documented in this way. Bol'shoye spasibo.
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Let's revisit Fawn Richfield and my trip to North Carolina. Let's also talk about how crazy Kanye sounded on the JRE. He thinks that we should replace fear with faith. He thinks that love and patience and empathy is how we can solve most of the world's problems. What a loon! We need more military spending, tighter lockdowns, and censorship of radical ideas. Every street corner needs its own abortion clinic. Pro-choice, baby! What are we living in the dark ages? Back on those meds, Yeezy.
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I know that someone will be happy, because I have received several requests for this final chapter with Pearla Soonin. Apologies for the delay. One day, I will get caught up with all the photos that I have taken. On my deathbed, I will upload the final picture that my trigger finger last snapped. I will have a beautiful woman in front of me and a computer of some sort at my side. Click. Upload. Then, I will breath my last breath. Ahhhhhhhhhhghhhggghhhh. My camera will fall to the ground from my dead hands. I will have a smile on my face.
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Bella Rose says she quit porn. I would be lying if I said I was surprised. Most of the women who do porn end up quitting within a few weeks. The pay is usually good at first, but then the well eventually goes dry. This is reality. Girls, don't get into porn unless you love staged sex, need quick money, and can handle the inevitable blow-back you will receive from uptight beeholes.
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Savannah Small is an addict. She is addicted to tease. You might remember her from the quarantine contest. This was my first time in Alabama and Savannah made me wonder if all the women from her state are so wild. My guess is probably not. This sort of personality is rare in any province. Savannah made me feel welcome in her home and showed zero qualms revealing her powerful sexual nature. You can blame the drugs, but I know the truth.
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Our contributor in Portland, Anthony, brings us more beautiful images of Corsen Gilroy. The fires and riots affecting that city are tragic, but this is what you get when recreational edible items are limited to 50mg of THC. Serious bad karma. I hope you guys are having a great Friday. I hope the muck of life does not prevent you from finding the numerous reasons to smile. And I hope our alien zookeepers decide to intervene sooner rather than later. Deuces.